TEACH ME HOW TO RELAX, COACH

This video features Caesar before he got all steroid buffed up and Chris Steele before he got behind the camera and started directing porn.  Notice the two guys in the bleachers at the beginning.  They missed an opportunity to do something with them.  What happened to them?  What are they doing there?  I really need to direct porn.  

KELLAN LUTZ

Although I'm not a big fan of the Twilight franchise, the one good thing it has going for them is Actor/Model, Kellan Lutz, who plays vampire, Emmett Cullen.  I first saw him in Generation Kill and he caught my eye.  His Calvin Klein ad made it up in Times Square.  He was seen recently in The Immortals as Poseidon, which I didn't care for BTW.  He's a hot little fucker. (which is also an hors d'oeuvre I make.)

FELLATIO FRIDAY

HE'S SEXY AND HE KNOWS IT

I'll take the dude in the glasses.  Wait a minute.  They're all wearing glasses.  OK.  I'll take all the dudes in the glasses.

HOW BADLY DO YOU WANT THAT A

A friend of mine says he likes porn scenes that have more lead in and longer seduction.  I think part of the problem is that porn actor is an oxymoron.  Most porn stars are lousy actors and that's why they're doing porn and not Shakespeare in the Park.  This one features one of my favorite performers, Matt Cole who's looking good as a daddy.  I think this scene will make my friend happy if he hasn't seen it already.

GERARD BUTT-LER

 Hunky Scotsman, Gerard Butler just wrapped principal photography on a new film, Of Men and Mavericks that was being filmed here in our sleepy little seaside hamlet and up and down the Northern California coast.  The film crew set up all over town for the past two months and a few of my friends got to do some day work as extras.  Gerard plays, Frosty Hesson, mentor and surfing coach to Jay Moriarity who surfed Mavericks. Gerry is notorious for showing off his backside, so I imagine there will be a few shots.  Maybe getting in and out of a wetsuit.  Below are shots of his famous ass from 300 and Law Abiding Citizen.

MORNING GLORY

WET ON ASS WEDNESDAY

ASS WEDNESDAY

MORNING GLORY

A STAR IS BORN

Getting made up for Broadway Bares, 2007

I LOVE A MAN IN GLASSES

THE NAPE

When I stand behind a good looking man, I stare at the nape of his neck.  I think it is one the most erogenous of the zones.  I could spend an hour on this neck.  It is a wonderland of delight and a slight turn of the head is an open invitation to feast.  I sound like a vampire. LOL

JUNGLE LOVE

This scene stars Ted Matthews and Derrick Cameron, but I'm not sure what video it's from.  The scene is hot and there's an unplanned spontaneous cum shot.  I love the set dressing.  I suppose it's supposed to take place somewhere in Africa?  The set designer certainly went nuts at Western Prop Supply.  :Love the snake.

"...get yourself hard, cause I'm gonna suck that dick like I'm mad at it!"
Cameron Diaz
Bad Teacher

MORNING GLORY

I LOVE A MAN IN GLASSES

FELLATIO FRIDAY

BAREBACK

 I want to thank AOM for the pics and a certain bubble butt in riding pants for the inspiration.