Thursday, May 31, 2012




Back when I was in High School in the dark ages of the sixties, a bunch of us guys were sitting around in my parent's living room drinking beer and shooting the shit when one of my buddies completely out of the blue says, "Have you ever stuck a finger up your ass when you're beating off?"  There was a moment of stunned silence and then nervous laughter and then a few of the guys admitted they had.  They got into a discussion of how amazing it felt.  I don't think any of us had any idea what a prostate was back then, but I remember thinking that I couldn't wait to try it out. 
Today is the last day of May and the end of Masturbation Month, but that certainly isn't going to keep me from continuing to celebrate. 
Tomorrow is my last post and I want to give a shout out to a few of my favorite blogs and encourage you to check them out if you haven't already.  Artistry of Male is one of my favorites and the picture above came from there.  Another is Random Male.  He has a great collection of really great photos and always very stylish.
I want to thank all my followers; you are A League of Extraordinarily Cultured Gentlemen (and Ladies).

Wednesday, May 30, 2012


 I love black and white photos.  There's something about them that makes me see things differently.  A certain aesthetic.  There are a few old ones that I love and a few new ones.  Sadly, this will be the last Ass Wednesday post and Friday will be my last post altogether.  I may on occasion post, but for now I have to turn my attention to other things.  It has been an enjoyable and enlightening experience blogging.  I'm not sure I got everything I intended, but along the way I learned a lot about myself.  I hope you enjoyed the ride.  If you haven't already checked out my writing, now would be a good time to read some of my stories.  Let me know what you think. 

Tuesday, May 29, 2012



In keeping with my proclivity to fall for men who are unattainable and emotionally and physically unable to love me back, I'm posting one of my Reality TV crushes, Animal Planet's, Dave Salmoni.   The first four pictures are from a Flount Magazine shoot he did.  In the first picture he looks like the Arrow Shirt guy with a classic profile and his hair slicked back.  I love the formal fencing uniform.  So sexy.  Not sure how you can get so dirty fencing, but what the hell.  The two shots of him in the tiger skin are from a Halloween episode on Tyra and the back shot of him is in the African wild after taking a camp shower naked.  I actually saw the episode and fell in love with this guy who was the lion tamer.  He was out there with a man eating lion.  I'd like to eat that man. 

Friday, May 25, 2012


It's overcast, cold and windy and snow is predicted in the mountains.  Isn't this supposed to be the start of summer?  Well, in case you get snowed in or stuck inside all weekend, here's a fun filled fellatio fete for you.  Have a lovely weekend.