WET

Right about now, I'd like to be somewhere warm and tropical and rubbing sunscreen on this ass.  Maybe take a little nibble, a lick, a kiss.  But I'm up to my ass in alligators and crocodiles as we rehearse The Taming of the Shrew.  The local businesses have gotten behind us and are sending their support financially and otherwise.  We have an extremely talented and enthusiastic cast and it looks like it is going to be a great show.  Break a leg!

LET HIM SLEEP OR WAKE HIM UP?

GOLD MEDAL COCK

"This is me and I swear it's not erect! I don't know why it ended up in that position but there you go."

Are you enjoying the Olympics as much as I am?  Olympic Gold Medal winner Henrik Rummel proudly displaying his medals.  "This is a recurring problem with rowers. The spandex doesn't leave a lot to the imagination and there are many unflattering awards dock photos out there." He went on to add, "If I did have one you can bet I would've tried harder to cover it up with the flowers. Those spandex are pretty tight fitting and whatever position it happens to be captured in, it's staying that way."

LET HIM SLEEP OR WAKE HIM UP?